Day: July 12, 2018
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What happened to witty flirting?
That means flirting through clever dialogue, no chitter-chatter. I’ve been witness to the following, goofy efforts: Offensive chat-up lines: “I thought I saw you staring at me, let me introduce myself…” Silly compliments: “Those three tiny moles on your shoulder look like the Bermuda Triangle and I’m ready to vanish into it.” Childish accidents: “Sorry,…
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This whole couple trap (Dialectics, no. 6)
Cathy and Ella have been talking on the phone and Ella, who is happily engaged, is trying to arrange a date for Cathy. -Come on, we could all go out to dinner together and you’ll meet him there. Don’t say no! How long are you planning on staying single? -I think it’s rude to mention…